The English Girl

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good
trip.
The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring
for
you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An English girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey,
how
was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you.""And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked?

"The one I asked for- the English girl!!"

"Oh, that" she said

"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if
itis a girl !!!"

Moral of the story: "Don't tempt a woman, they are too intelligent"