Advice for Men from Women

IF ONLY GUYS KNEW...

1. That sometimes it doesn't really matter how a

guy looks, it's the

vibe

that matters.

2. That most of the time, girls can't remember

how a guy really looks

like,

just maybe his voice...or his eyes...or his

smile.

3. That if you can make a girl laugh, you

are "IN". Girls would rather

spend their time laughing and talking to an ugly

guy than bear with a

non-interesting, pea-brained, humorless Baldwin.

4. That guys and girls can be just FRIENDS and

not necessarily MORE

than

that. Sometimes guys are perceived only as

friends and unwelcome

lovers.

5. That it's not entirely easy for girls to

reject guys.

6. And that it's not the guy's fault when he's

rejected.

7. That when a when a girl says "NO"; by golly,

she MEANS it!

8. That girls don't really appreciate being

called "babe" or "chickababes" or "chicks" in their presence.

9. That it's not the girl's fault if she's not

automatically perfect -

meaning, so what if she's horizontally-

challenged? READ: Fat!

10. That it's a fact of life that guys mature

three years behind girls

(hey, girls DO mature faster than guys do!)

11. That most of the time (actually ALL the

time), girls appreciate it

when

guys act like gentlemen - like the opening-of-

the-

car-doors kind

12. That certain girls are acutely aware when

guys are teasing each

other

about certain girls (especially when

those 'certain girls' are right

there).

13. That when guys act like gays, girls find it cute :)

14. that girls are naturally "malambing",and that a girl finds it

insulting if the guy doesn't reciprocate her sweetness :(

15. That it's really impolite to stare at girls

no matter how sexy or

skinny the girl is (There

is such a word as SUBTLE!)

16. That it doesn't take 2 minutes for a girl to

look beautiful - it

takes

a much longer period of time. (Admit it, don't

you think it's worth the

wait?)

17. That when girls act really bitchy, it's just

one of those

days...like a

specific period of time in a month or she

doesn't like u...

18. That when girls don't say anything when

they're with guys, it

doesn't

mean that they don't know anything...or don't

LISTEN.

19. That when guys talk, girls listen; and when

girls talk, they expect

the

same amount of interest and attention.

20. That if a guy can turn off their emotions

like faucets,

well...girls

CAN'T!

21. That when guys say they'll call, they'd

better! (Ugh, still

waiting...)

22. That tardiness doesn't exactly make a good

impression on girls.

23. That it's impossible for girls to go to the

ladies' room alone;

they

have to go in little groups. (Now, don't ask

why...they just have to.)

24. That smoking is tolerable, but continuous

smoke being blown in your

face isn't.

25. That guys dig their own graves when they

make

insensitive remarks

about

girls.

26. That when guys act like complete 'assholes',

girls almost always

end up

forgiving them (it's what you call 'compassion')

But forgiveness isn't

easy

you know, you have to go through that "down on

bended knees" things.

27. That when girls text u sweet mushy quotes,

they actually MEAN it... (sana lang guys ren!)

28. That maybe it's about time guys write

something about the things

they

wish gals knew...

A FEW TIPS:

1. It doesn't matter how expensive a present you

get her, if she loves

you,

anything you give will be precious.

2. Women only go astray when they aren't getting

enough of what they

need

from the fella back home, on the other hand, men

will go astray anyway.

3. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A 5-

minute call to someone who

loves you is all it takes to brighten up her day.

4. When a gal tells you that she needs to talk

to

you, it isn't always

bad

news. Women just need to talk, it's an escape

mechanism. When she STOPS

talking to you start worrying. *Grin*

5. When you say you'll call, the girl expects

you

to call. When a gal

says

she'll call, she will. *Sigh*

6. Women need verbal assurance more than guys do.

7. A secure woman would rather give you the

benefit of the doubt. An

insecure woman will make mountains out of

molehills.

8. If a gal suddenly starts to ignore you, think

over your actions the

last

24 hours for the answer

*ya! coz she wont give it to you..(well,most won't)