More Jokes!

Elevator
Eddie Villanueva: Sorry I'm late! brownout!
na stuck sa elevator for 1 hour
Eddie Gil: Wala yan ako 3 hrs sa escalator

Six or Eight
Eddie Gil calls into a take-out pizza parlor.
Pizza man: Would you like your pizza sliced into six or eight?
Eddie Gil: Six, I don't think I could eat eight.

Ballerina!
While watching a ballerina tip toeing on stage, EddieGil commented-
"Ang tanga naman ng direktor! Bakit hindi na lang syakumuhang matangkad?!"

In a coffee shop:
Eddie Gil: 1 coffee please
Waiter: Decaf, sir?
Eddie Gil: Of course! Debaso is too big and too much for me!

Apollo 13
reporter: mr. Eddie Gil, have you watched"Apollo 13".
Eddie Gil: no, i might not undertand it.reporter: why??
Eddie Gil: because i wasn't able to watch Apollo part1 to 12.

Pizzeria
While in a pizzeria.
Eddie Gil : What are your specialties?
Waiter : Sir, we serve all kinds of pizza.
Eddie Gil : Talaga, bigyan mo nga ako ng Shakey's !!