Joke Time!

Medyas
Isang alalay: Boss Eddie Gil, bakit mag! kaiba angmedyas mo? Isanggreen,isang red.
Eddie Gil: Ewan ko nga kung saan ito nabili ni Misis.May isang pares paako na ganito sa bahay.

Eddie Gil Makes a Wish
Eddie Gil shows a map of the Philippines to a genie and wishes that all the islands be connected by fly-overs
Genie: I'm not that good. Make another wish!
Eddie Gil: Okay. Make me intelligent!
Genie: Can i see the map again?

Eddie Gil calling a hotel receptionist.
Eddie Gil: Paano ako makakalabas dito sa kuwarto ko?
Receptionist: Bakit po sir, ano pong problema sa mgapinto?
Eddie Gil: Dalawa lang ang pinto. Ang isa pag bukas kobanyo. 'Yung isanaman may nakasabit na "do not disturb" ..

Medical Exam
Eddie Gil is appearing for his University final eamination.
He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his shirt and throws it away as well.
His pants, socks and watch follow suit.
The nurse, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on
"Miss, I am only following the instructions, "
he says, " it sayshere, "Answer the following questions in brief'."