Your Decision

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big wet french kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more trips to Paris, or Italy, no more summers in Tuscany, no more new cars in the garage and no more club memberships or new shoes and dresses every month. But the decision is yours." Then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous looking lady on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.